One Of World’s Dumbest Criminals Urinates On Meat Counter
Written by man on March 9th, 2010 in Uncategorized.
Crazy Robber news stories will always provide a smile across everyone’s face. In the criminal’s are endeavoring to get away with a robbery or get items without paying for it, robbers will do many increasingly stupid (and sure to be funny) crimes. However, some crooks also engage in an increasing number of very crazy endeavors. When the criminal’s actions are crazy enough or dumb enough then the crooks earns the emblem of World’s Dumbest Criminal. However, some of the World’s Dumbest Criminals try to do activities that are really crazy, such is the case with one of the newest additions to the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
This news release comes from Canton, Ohio. A 21 year old decided that it would be a great activity to urinate on a Wal-Mart deli meat serving area. Global Grind reports, “According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.” (Man Walks In Wal-Mart And Pees On The Meat, 2010).
Law Enforcement reported to a situation at the Wal-Mart about 1:30 a.m., Friday January 21, 2010. The fact were still not been let out whether the criminal was on illegal substances or under the influence of alcohol. The news report was clear about the extent of damage that was committed. Bossip reported, “The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat. Police have not commented on whether alcohol or drugs played a role in Jenkin’s actions, the site reported. Jenkins is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, Fox8.com reported.” (Random Ridiculousness: Man Pees on $600 Worth of Steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart, 2010)
Does it really matter why he urinated on the Wal-Mart meat counter? Yes, this situation does beg to know why in the world he would do this? However, I do not think the police will ever release this information. No matter why he did it, this story certainly deserves to be in the annals of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
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